HOT DIGGITY DOG!
I'm going full hog on this one... Pleased to Meat you... P... Ork. Let's start off with a battered hot dog, on a stick, with sauce... how's your father. Throw in a couple of dim sims mate, in the same bag, and a tender... mmmmmake it five... actually ten, hands down. This greasy cardboard feast is so popular with birds, it's bursting at the seams, ready to take off on another mission.
It's possible. Plans foiled, let's abandon ship... I have a theory and it's banging. A... Lien.
ROCKIN THE FREE WORLD
A savvy little swig from the heart of Old Faithful, this wee drop will hit the roof with geyser speed, causing steam to erupt from every orifice, spelling sin with an eight pack Lord of the Rings novel fountain pen going a hundred miles on the freeway.
A delectable range of disturbance sits in the rock ready to kango its way through another era in the shape of a dinosaur. Just one small drop of this elixir is all that's needed to sprout another root from the stem while photosynthesis invents itself again and again. Tuck on in. Best shaken and stirred.
SMOKIN' MIRRORS
Quick, lockdown this lager before it levels off, wringing Shandy on collect, hold the beer. This drink has your mouth frothing at the bar while looking up gas in your guide book, as your tongue hops around, smashing foam on all sides like a seal singing rose, from a thorn in your ear. As the drink flows, your face'll contort into a hip hop happy... stop! A nod to the bar, as our tender needs are met. And another. Served in a pint or a handle, big enough for your mug, to snuggle in and mess it up. Nicely, like a pillow fight, in feather form, from the migration. Sink another, not at all, short. Pairs well with snacks.
CLOUD NINE
Call me a cab sav right to my face and this brew'll taxi your wings down the runway for free, passing the drinks cart as the pilot drops another announcement from the deck. Over the loud speaker, your wine'll be landing its own emergency while your cheeks brace for impact. This drop is so terrifying it calls ET into work on a zoom, arriving in a shot glass for your entertainment. Recline your seat, open up and say ahhhhh... this is not a drill, its for reel. You'll be hooked. Line up and sink another... etc. Captain approves.